"F-Bomb in a Bottle" – A Hilariously Bold Gift Idea
 
Looking for a gift that’s equal parts cheeky and charming? Say hello to the "F-Bomb in a Bottle" – a clear glass bottle filled with countless laser-cut wooden "F***" cutouts! Perfect for that friend who’s got a fiery sense of humor or anyone who embraces life’s chaotic moments with a laugh.
 
Why It's the Perfect Gift:
Funny and Unique: It's not just a bottle; it’s a declaration of fun chaos and humor, making it the ultimate conversation starter.
Stress Relief with Style: Give someone all the "f***s" they'll ever need to drop – without uttering a word!
Multi-Occasion Gag Gift: Great for birthdays, office Secret Santas, or just a playful way to say, "I’m thinking of you... in the funniest way possible!"
 
Whether displayed on a desk, shelf, or as part of a quirky decor setup, the "F-Bomb in a Bottle" is guaranteed to deliver endless laughs and zero apologies.
 
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and side-eye from uptight houseguests or coworkers.
 
Whether you’re gifting it as a gag to a friend with a great sense of humor, spicing up a party centerpiece, or giving someone the perfect way to say they’re "fresh out of f**ks," this bottle delivers laughs and style in one go.
 
When words aren't enough, give the "F**k" Bottle – because nothing says it better than this.
 
Comes in 3 sizes (All measured with the top on)
Small (30ml): 1.2 inches wide, 2.75 inches tall
Medium (50ml): 1.5 inches wide, 3 inches tall
Large (100ml): 1.75 inches wide, 4 inches tall
 
The FUCK cutout is made of MDF and 1 inch wide, 0.3 inch tall and 1/8 inch thick